BEWARE

Beware humanoids and others! There has been a sighting of intelligent life on the planet of Pondy Ponder! A fish dropped out of a lenticular cloud! Something strange is happening, because just a day later a patch of brown roughness was spotted up just above Rochester with the sky appearing dark. Right after a plane flew next to the brown spot, it disappeared and everyone but one shady individual went on about their business. Thanks to the shady individual, we have the necessary information to further explore this case. We need to get to the bottom of this NOW!